2020 has been a hell of a ride, and that’s for damn sure
Fires, elections, pandemics…enough to shake you to the core!
We’ve all been asked to stay at home, to keep Corona at bay
keep your distance and wash your hands is what the experts say.
They also suggest we wear a mask, that’s important too,
a new accessory I love to wear, and I’ve collected quite a few!
One to match my snakeskin boots, one to match my eyes,
one that goes with my purple purse and a couple to tease the guys.
I have 2 masks in faux fur, for those cold winter walks
one mask with the American flag, that I wore to the ballot box!
But I have several other masks that just didn’t match my style
and with nowhere to wear them they sat in a box for awhile.
Then the idea hit me, can you take a guess?
I decided to take those unused masks and turn them into a dress!
I sewed and stitched my heart out, I worked all day and night
until I created this gown you see, a sheer designer’s delight!
It probably isn’t as fancy as the gowns you’ve seen in stores,
but those “fancy dresses” are all worn by common whores!
Maybe I”ll make more of them and sell em’ for a quarter,
there’s just one problem with my dress you see, I wish that it was shorter!